Nonveg jokes on boobs in Hindi

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Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT...
Aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop....
Next day Girl to Mom: Usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP... DONT STOP....

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Ek baar ek Aurat apny boobs ko zor zor se hilany laggi
Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi.
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
 
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Girl: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Girl: Period me hun.?
Man: Dont say loose motions hai.

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Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”
Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”
Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”
Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga

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GIRL to BOY: I Am Radio 
My Left Boob Is Tuner N 
Right Boob Is Volume Control. 
Boy Turns Both Boobs But 
There Is No sound! 
Girl: Fool, U Are Not Plugged In...!