Non Veg Adult Jokes

SUNNY LEONE: आज तीन डाकू आए और मेरी इज्ज़त लूट ली
HUSBAND: तुमने उन्हें रोका नहीं?
SUNNY: मैंने उन्हें बहुत रोका, लेकिन वो बोले "अब हमें जाने दो, हम बहुत थक गए हैं....

Mallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila

Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola

Jinn: “Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa?”

Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya

Mallika: “Meri Pyaas Bujha Do”

Jinn: “7up Se Ya 7inch Se“

Sunny Leone learning Hindi !!
Teacher askd her 2 translate in English : Chaddar dekh kar pair failana.
Sunny: Wherever you see a bedsheet, Just spread your legs..!

Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone ???
They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies
Great & Touching Lines By Sunny Leone:

Kiss Kiss Ka Khada Hai..?
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Ghar Ke Bahar Vehicle.
Jaldi Se Andar Rakh Lo,
Raat Honey Wali Hai....
Sunny Leone
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya H??
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Wo Mota Sa
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Aas-Paas Baal
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Naram-Naram
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Uper Se Cover
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Nevr??
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Jhoot Bolte Ho?
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Kabhi Bhutta Nhi Khaya.
Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!