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Mallika sherawat aur jinn

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Mallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila

Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola

Jinn: “Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa?”

Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya

Mallika: “Meri Pyaas Bujha Do”

Jinn: “7up Se Ya 7inch Se“

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मैं रोड पे जा रहा तभी देखा एक बुजुर्ग आदमी रोड के किनारे बैठा था..


मैंने कहा दादा ये कहाँ बैठे हो..और मैं उन्हें उठाने लगा ..


तभी बुजुर्ग आदमी बोला..

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मूतने तो दे.... लोड्‍े..


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The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, “I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!”

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

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A South Indian friend just texted me - "Dude! I just proposed to a girl. She replied, 'Bhenchod'. What does it mean?"
Me: It means, she is from Delhi!

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Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

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A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”

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Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears and father disappears.

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“Boob” is the perfect word. “B” looks like a birds-eye view of them, “oo” look like them face on, and “b” looks like it from the side!

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A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students: “For The Best Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch Penis Is Best.”

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Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?

Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.

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Over smart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?”
Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian“

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A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover,
After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend
I Want Her Back ……….
And Her Front Too …!

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Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?”
Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.


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Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..

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College Me, Mam
"Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy: Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam: Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai..

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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe: pehele mera.. pehele mera.. pehele mera..

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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai..

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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.
Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

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Doct.- Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.
SANTA- bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

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Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..

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Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!

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Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....

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Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain..


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अर्ज़ किया है:
जिस दिन उनसे दिल लगा बैठे;
तनहा में सुकून कि माँ चुदा बैठे।
वो तो सो गयी, किसी और के बिस्तर पे;
और हम अपनी ही झांटो में आग लगा बैठे।

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जोश भरे लंड को यूँ ठुकराया नहीं करते;
यूँ चूत दिखा कर आगे से गुज़र जाया नहीं करते;
क्या हुआ अगर मेरा घर, महल नहीं किसी राजा का,
तो क्या झोंपड़ी में लोग चुदवाया नहीं करते।

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निगाहों से निगाहें मिला कर तो देखो;
कभी किसी लड़की को पटा कर तो देखो।

हसरतें दिल में दबाने से क्या फ़ायदा;
अपने हाथों से ज़रा दबा कर तो देखो।

आसमान सिमट जाएगा तुम्हारे आगोश में;
लड़की की टाँगें फैला कर तो देखो।

अगर यह ना कर सको तो हार मत मानना;

दो बूँदें तो ज़रूर गिरेंगी, यारो;
ज़रा अपने लंड को हिला कर तो देखो।

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रात होगी तो कंडोम भी दुहाई देगा;
टांगो के बीच सारा जहां दिखाई देगा;
ये काम है जानी, जरा संभलकर करना;
एक कतरा भी गिरा तो 9 महीने बाद सुनाई देगा।

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प्यार किस्मत है कोई ख्वाब नहीं;
ये वो खेल है जिसमें सब कामयाब नहीं;
जिन्हें इश्क की पनाह मिली वो कुछ ही लोग हैं;
और जिनके लौड़े लग गए उनका तो हिसाब नहीं।

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Mehboob Ka Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Uska Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Bhi Nahi Milti;
Maal To Buhut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Par Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!

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मोहब्बत करने वालों को इनकार अच्छा नहीं लगता;
बहनचोद दुनिया वालों को ये इक़रार अच्छा नहीं लगता;
जब तक लड़का-लड़की भाग ना जाएँ;
सालों को प्यार सच्चा नहीं लगता।

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अर्ज़ किया है:
उड़ती हुई फ्रॉक को काबू में रखो;
उड़ती हुई फ्रॉक को काबू में रखो;
पेंटी ना पहनो कोई बात नहीं;
कम से कम बगीचा तो साफ़ रखो।

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हमने तो वफ़ा की थी, पर उसने ही दिल तोडा मेरा;
फिर एक दिन उसने मैसेज किया, 'याद आती है क्या?'
हमने भी लिख दिया 'लौड़ा मेरा'!

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तुमने पी शराब तुम्हारी रात कट गयी;
तुमने पी शराब तुम्हारी रात कट गयी;
कमीनो जब मैंने दिया बिल तो मेरी गांड फट गयी!

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पलट के देख ज़ालिम, तमन्ना हम भी रखते हैं;
हुस्न तुम रखती हो, तो जवानी हम भी रखते हैं;
गहराई तुम रखती हो तो लंबाई हम भी रखते हैं!

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मांगता हूँ तो देती नहीं हो, जवाब मेरी बात का;
देती हो तो खड़ा हो जाता है, रोम-रोम जज़्बात का;
क्यों बोलती हो की धीरे से डालो, बालों में फूल गुलाब का!

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इस सुहाने मौसम में तुम्हारा साथ हो;
गर्म बिस्तर में कम्बल ओढ़े तुम पास हो;
मेरे होंट तुम्हें छूने को तरसें;
काश ऐसा भी एहसास हो!

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Arz Kiya Hai:
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Wah Wah!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!

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Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!

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Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti;
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti;
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti;
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti!

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Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...



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Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

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Call girl ke b'day par saheli ne sms kia - -
Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse...tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse...

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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h...
insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata he

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Boy - mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana...
Girl black pehan ke aayi...
Boy - tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h

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Heights of tv ad - ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
Background voice aati h - gopal button wale...appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale

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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se - tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi - haan
Shohar - bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi - toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?

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Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
Husband - nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki he

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Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi

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Sex karne ke baad husband bola - darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

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Jale hue BOOBS Lekar Ladki Doctor k pas gyi.
Doc-Are y kaise hua?
Ladki  -kamine tune hi toh kaha tha k bache ko Doodh Pilane se Pehle Nipple Ubaal lena.

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Boobs r sweeter than honey
Greater than money
smoother than silk
whiter than milk &
if u hold or Press or Suck them...it gives power 2ur tower.

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A Boy Told To His Girlfriend:- "Kash Main Panty Hota, To Teri Jannat Se Chipka Hota." Girl Say:- "Sochle, Jab Asli Kam Suru Hota To Tu kisi Kone Me Para Hota"

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Ek Aadmi Ko Office Ke Kisi Kaam Se Shahar Se Bahar Jana Pada.

Wo Ghar Aate Hi Patni Ko Bola: “Main Paanch Din Ke Liye Bahar Ja Raha Hoon”

Patni Khushi Se Boli: “Theek Hai, Lekin Jaldi Aakar Mujhe Surprise Mat Dena, Warna Tum Khud Surprised Ho Jaoge“

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Sexy jokes- saal 2015 ke hilarios
Wife : Janu Sex ho jaye.
Husband : Aaj Nahi.
Wife : Kyo ?
Husband :Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya.
Wife :Teri to roz ki magaj mari he lamination karvale!

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Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar-Ye Condom itna Chhota or Sakht kyo hai?
Wife-O Bina Dimaag ke Jaanwar,woh Bachche ke Dhoodh Peene ki Nipple hai.
UTAR ise......

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Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai !
Wife- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge !

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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI= O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

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Ek pandit ki taang jal gayi.
Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon?
Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi....

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Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai? Batao?
Sardar (with confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,
aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.!

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SEX k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne "Doodh k Dhakkan"
Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se, Underwear dete hue-''Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafan''

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Sardar 2 wife : Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye ?
aur nipples gayab ?
Wife : O ji ,tusi fir daru pe ke gand choos rahe ho


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Student Adult Joke In Hindi


College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

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Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi,
Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.

Girls: “Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge..”

Boys: “Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao“

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motu-bhabhi ak gilas dudh dena. bhabhi-bilauch kar le lo.pio
motu:-ma kasam dudh maga to ye hal hai, agar pani mangta to kya hota.

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1pagal. 1khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha ta
2nd pagal ye kya hai?
1pagal -love letter hai.
2pagal-magar ye to khali hai
1pagal - aajkal bolchal band hai.

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GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena!

 
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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..
Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?
Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.

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Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !

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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

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Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.

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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.

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Boss and client non veg jokes in hindi


Santa Biwi Ke Office Gaya
Biwi Boss Ki Goad Me Bethi Thi
Santar: Chal Roopa,
Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna,
Jaha Staff K Liye Kursi Bhi Na Ho..

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Secretary Roti Hui Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Aayi Aur Boss Se Puchha.

Secretary: “Sir, Aap Mujhe Naukri Se Nikaal To Nahi Rahe?”

Boss Hairan Hote Hue: “Nahi To, Tumhe Kisne Kaha?”

Secretary: “Wo Aapne Cabin Se Sofa Aur Bed Hatwa Diya Na Isliye“

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A Very Sexy And Attractive Female Employee Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Bethi Thhi Ek Dum Se Usne Apne Boss Ko Kaha

“Sir! Will U Remove Something From My Breast”

Boss: “Wow Whats That?”

Employee: “Your Eyes Sir“

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Ek Anokha Lekin Kadva Sach

Is duniya me har kisi ka alag alag naam hota hai ,

Fir bhi bheed Me agar koi awaaj lagaye, “Abe Chutiye”

To 10 Me se 9 log palat kar Jarur dekhte hai….

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Pathan Was Having SEX Wid a girl,
GIRL:Tmhari Lulli Par AIDS likha hai,
PATHAN:Behanchod Khada to hone de AIDS Nahi,ADIDAS Likha hai…!!

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BOSS: Tum itney short kapde kyon pahan kar aati ho.
GIRL: Sir salary intni kam hai ki pooray kapade kaise le.
BOSS:To kal se tumhari salary band.

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Suhag raat ko
Pati:Aaj se tumhari har cheez mein istemaal karunga.
Patni:achha,Wo Plastic ka LUNd aaram se lena,Bahut Bada hai.