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Pappu ne college mein aayi ek Sexy Ladki se puchha.


Pappu: Agar main tere BOOBS dabake bhaag jaun to tum mere liye kya sochogi?


Ladki Boli: Main sochungi ke ek chutiya tha, jo poori car chala sakta tha, woh sirf horn baja kar hi bhaag gaya.


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Boobs Ki Atmkatha :
Mera Janm 12 Saal Baad Hua,
Rang Layi Mere Chahne Walo Ki Dua.
Jab Me Bilkul Choti Thi,
Tab Me Frock Me Soti Thi, Fir Mere Aakar Ka Vistaar Hua,
Nimbu Badkar Anaar Hua. Jb Me Badne Lagi,
Har Kisi Ki Nzar Mujhpe Padne Lagi. Phr Bra Hua Mera Ghar,
Tb Lagne Laga Mujhe Dar.
Jb Mera Size Hua Bda, Jane Kitno Ka Hua Khada. Bheed Me Ladko Ne Haath Mara,
Mujhe Ehsas Hua Bada Pyara.
Phir Kitno Ne Dabaya,
Sach Kahu Bada Maza Aya.
Kisine Pyar Se Sehlaya, Kisiko Pyar Se Chuswaya, Kisine Mujhe Masal Diya, Kisine Mujhpe Apna Ragad Diya,
Jab Mai Gayi Jhul,
Sare Kamine Gaye Mujhe Bhul….

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Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai.
Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Ko le lete. !!


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Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during sex?
Sunny leone : anger
Doctor: why??????????????????
Sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.


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SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D


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Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha,
“Meri 3 Dress bana dena ”
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho…
“Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?”

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Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT...
Aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop....
Next day Girl to Mom: Usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP... DONT STOP....

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Ek baar ek Aurat apny boobs ko zor zor se hilany laggi
Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi.
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
 
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Girl: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Girl: Period me hun.?
Man: Dont say loose motions hai.

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Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”
Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”
Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”
Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga

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GIRL to BOY: I Am Radio 
My Left Boob Is Tuner N 
Right Boob Is Volume Control. 
Boy Turns Both Boobs But 
There Is No sound! 
Girl: Fool, U Are Not Plugged In...!

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Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

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1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir - beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student - bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai

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Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Ke Boobs Pakad Kar Bola: “Darling Je Tere Boobs Thodhe Hor Sakhat Hunde Ta Tainu Bra Paaun Di Zarurat Nahi Si”

Patni Ne V Sardaar Da Lund Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V Lund Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da Lund Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“

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Pati Biwi ka Boob daba kar bola-
Aagr ye khde hote to BRA ki jarurt nahi hoti
Biwi pati ka Popt Pakdh ke boli:
Ye thoda aur mota hota to padhosi ki jarurt nahi hoti.

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Boy: If you had no legs, would you wear socks? 
Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs? 

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Nurse comes in doctor room.
Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?
Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

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Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi

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Q: why should a girl should have an extra covering and protection on her boobs ?
Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."

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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se - tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi - haan
Shohar - bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi - toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?

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GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar meri bra tight ho jati hai.
MAA: beti ek bar bina bra ki kammeej pahan kar ja, uski pant tight ho jayegi!

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2 girls returning from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai!

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Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

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Call girl ke b'day par saheli ne sms kia - -
Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse...tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse...

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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h...
insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata he

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Boy - mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana...
Girl black pehan ke aayi...
Boy - tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h

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Heights of tv ad - ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
Background voice aati h - gopal button wale...appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale

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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se - tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi - haan
Shohar - bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi - toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?

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Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
Husband - nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki he

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Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi

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Sex karne ke baad husband bola - darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

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Jale hue BOOBS Lekar Ladki Doctor k pas gyi.
Doc-Are y kaise hua?
Ladki  -kamine tune hi toh kaha tha k bache ko Doodh Pilane se Pehle Nipple Ubaal lena.

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Boobs r sweeter than honey
Greater than money
smoother than silk
whiter than milk &
if u hold or Press or Suck them...it gives power 2ur tower.

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A Boy Told To His Girlfriend:- "Kash Main Panty Hota, To Teri Jannat Se Chipka Hota." Girl Say:- "Sochle, Jab Asli Kam Suru Hota To Tu kisi Kone Me Para Hota"
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