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TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"

STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.

TEACHER: "Kyon?"

STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main loongi.

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TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main loongi."

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प्रॉफेसर: हिंदी की क्लास मे गाली की परिभाषा बताओ?
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पप्पू: अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारीरिक रूप से हिंसा न करते हुए..
मोखिक रूप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चुने हुए..
शब्दो का समहू जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को अत्यन शांति का अनुभव होता है।
उसे हम गाली कहते है।
प्रोफेस्सेर- आपके चरण कहा है प्रभू।

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In a Grammr class …….
Teacher:- “HE does not like girls”
What is ‘He’ in this sentence ??
Student :- Gay . .

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Teacher Student Se;-"Bacho Batao Ki Billi Itne
Saare Baachey Ek Saath Kaise De Sakti Hai
Pappu;- Miss Aagar Aap Bhi Road Par Billi
Ki Tarah Ghumo To Aapko Khud Pata Chal
Jayega

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Teacher Ne Claas Me Ek Naye Bachey
Se Pucha
"Tumhara Naam Kya Hai"?
Bacha;- Hola
Teacher;- Ye Kaisa Naam Hai
Bacha;- Madam Mai Holi Wale Din Paida Hua Tha
Teacehr;-Thanks God
Tum Lohdi Wale Din Paida Nhi Huye

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Teacher;- Ladkiyan Kab Badi Hoti Hai?
Boys;- Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lagti Hai
Teacher;- Ladke Kab Bade Hotey
Girls;- Jab Wo Bra Utaarne Lage

English teacher and student

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English teacher:
Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,
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Thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha...

Madam,'Bhosdike' ko English me kya Kehte hai....?

chut vale sms

Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..

Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..

Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..

Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut...



Nonveg jokes on Teacher and Kids

Teacher : Beta Bolo "A"

Kid : Aey...

Teacher : Haan Aage Bolo

Kid : Aey.. Lodaaaa

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Student and teacher non veg jokes in hindi

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1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir - beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student - bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai

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Ladkian class mein baat kar rahi thi
Sanam : Maine sir ki table par condom dekha
Salma - maine usmein ched kar dia h
Shazia - marwaa dia kutti saali

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6th Class Ko Pada Rahi Teacher Bachho Ko Boli: “Shor Mat Machao Nahi To Nikal Kar Bahar Khada Kar Dungi.”

Sabhi Bachhe Zor Zor Se Chillane Lage: “Pahle Mera, Pahle Mera“

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?”

Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“

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Madam - tumhara kya
naam hai.?

Student- Lassanmal Aamirbhai Uday Das Aadwani.

Madam - lamba hai short me batao.

Student - L A U D A

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Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka Naam Puchh Rahi Thi,
Jab Golu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Puchha.
Madam: “Apne Papa Ka Naam Batao?”
Golu: “Mam, Mangnilal Darshanlal Chodhary”
Madam: “Bahut Bada Naam Hai, Chhota Kar Ke Batao?”
Golu: “Ma Dar Chod“

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Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“

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Lady gramer teacher :"ATUL MERA DOODH NAHI PITA HE"
isme atul kya he?
student: atul chutiya he,aap hume mauka do pura nichod k rakh denge.

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