Non Veg Adult Jokes

TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"

STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.

TEACHER: "Kyon?"

STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main loongi.

TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main loongi."
प्रॉफेसर: हिंदी की क्लास मे गाली की परिभाषा बताओ?
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पप्पू: अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारीरिक रूप से हिंसा न करते हुए..
मोखिक रूप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चुने हुए..
शब्दो का समहू जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को अत्यन शांति का अनुभव होता है।
उसे हम गाली कहते है।
प्रोफेस्सेर- आपके चरण कहा है प्रभू।
Teacher Student Se;-"Bacho Batao Ki Billi Itne
Saare Baachey Ek Saath Kaise De Sakti Hai
Pappu;- Miss Aagar Aap Bhi Road Par Billi
Ki Tarah Ghumo To Aapko Khud Pata Chal
Jayega
Teacher Ne Claas Me Ek Naye Bachey
Se Pucha
"Tumhara Naam Kya Hai"?
Bacha;- Hola
Teacher;- Ye Kaisa Naam Hai
Bacha;- Madam Mai Holi Wale Din Paida Hua Tha
Teacehr;-Thanks God
Tum Lohdi Wale Din Paida Nhi Huye
Teacher;- Ladkiyan Kab Badi Hoti Hai?
Boys;- Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lagti Hai
Teacher;- Ladke Kab Bade Hotey
Girls;- Jab Wo Bra Utaarne Lage

English teacher:
Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,

Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..

Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..

Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..

Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut...

Teacher : Beta Bolo "A"

Kid : Aey...

Teacher : Haan Aage Bolo

Kid : Aey.. Lodaaaa

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir - beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student - bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?”

Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“
Lady gramer teacher :"ATUL MERA DOODH NAHI PITA HE"
isme atul kya he?
student: atul chutiya he,aap hume mauka do pura nichod k rakh denge.

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi,
Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.

Girls: “Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge..”

Boys: “Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao“
Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !
Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!
Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.