Student Adult Joke In Hindi

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Student Adult Joke In Hindi


College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

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Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi,
Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.

Girls: “Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge..”

Boys: “Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao“

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motu-bhabhi ak gilas dudh dena. bhabhi-bilauch kar le lo.pio
motu:-ma kasam dudh maga to ye hal hai, agar pani mangta to kya hota.

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1pagal. 1khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha ta
2nd pagal ye kya hai?
1pagal -love letter hai.
2pagal-magar ye to khali hai
1pagal - aajkal bolchal band hai.

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GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena!

 
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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..
Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?
Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.

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Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !

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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

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Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.

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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.