Girlfriend non veg jokes in hindi

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Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

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Call girl ke b'day par saheli ne sms kia - -
Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse...tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse...

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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h...
insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata he

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Boy - mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana...
Girl black pehan ke aayi...
Boy - tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h

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Heights of tv ad - ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
Background voice aati h - gopal button wale...appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale

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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se - tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi - haan
Shohar - bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi - toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?

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Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
Husband - nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki he

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Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi

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Sex karne ke baad husband bola - darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

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Jale hue BOOBS Lekar Ladki Doctor k pas gyi.
Doc-Are y kaise hua?
Ladki  -kamine tune hi toh kaha tha k bache ko Doodh Pilane se Pehle Nipple Ubaal lena.

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Boobs r sweeter than honey
Greater than money
smoother than silk
whiter than milk &
if u hold or Press or Suck them...it gives power 2ur tower.

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A Boy Told To His Girlfriend:- "Kash Main Panty Hota, To Teri Jannat Se Chipka Hota." Girl Say:- "Sochle, Jab Asli Kam Suru Hota To Tu kisi Kone Me Para Hota"