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The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, “I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!”
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
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A South Indian friend just texted me - "Dude! I just proposed to a girl. She replied, 'Bhenchod'. What does it mean?"
Me: It means, she is from Delhi!
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Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears and father disappears.
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“Boob” is the perfect word. “B” looks like a birds-eye view of them, “oo” look like them face on, and “b” looks like it from the side!
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A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students: “For The Best Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch Penis Is Best.”
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Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?
Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.
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Over smart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?”
Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian“
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A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover,
After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend
I Want Her Back ……….
And Her Front Too …!
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Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?”
Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.
