Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls
Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere,
But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot.

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Bachcha: Mummy, Thodi Der Baad Aapko Mazaa Aane Wala Hai!
Mom:'' Wo Kaise ?''
''Papa Ne Mujhe Cigaret Peete Dekh Liya,
Bole Ghar Chal Teri Maa Ch**Dta Hoon.
Dusro Ko Agar Hamari Wajah Se Thodi Kushi,
Milti Hai To Hume Thoda Dard Sehne Mein,
Pareshani Nahi Honi Chaiye.
Samajsevika (Sunny Bai )

A Couple In Train
Girl- My Hand Is Paining,
Boy Kisses The Hand,
Girl- My Neck Is Paining,
Boy Kisses The Neck,
An Old Man Asks Boy,
Son, Do U Also Treat Piles.

During Sex Girl - Promise Me U Won't Break My Heart,
Boy - Nahi Re Pagli Itna Lamba Thodi Hai

At 18 A Lady Is Like Football
22 Men Behind Her.
At 28 Basket Ball.
10 Men Behind Her,
At 38 Golf Ball.
1 Man Behind Her,
At 48 Table Tennis Ball,
1 Man Pushing Her To Another.

Boy: Do You Know U Would Look More Sexy With One Kg Less,
Girl- Ok Janu, I Will Loose It As Soon As Possible.
Boy: In My Opinion All Ur Clothes Weight Exactly One Kg.

Never Kiss A Police Woman,
She Will Say Stop-Hands Up,
Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Say Next Please,
Kiss A Teacher She Will Say Repeat It 5 Times

The Perfect System To Avoid Condom Accident,
Use Double Condom With Chilly Powder In Between,
If Outer Breaks She Will Know ,
If Inner Breaks U Will Know.

Cricketer Wife Asked For Divorced In Court,
Judge Ask The Reason
She Replied
Who Shot Pe Shot Marta H,
Par Ball Ko Hath Hi Nahi Lagata.

Love Is A Sensation Date Is Cause By Temptation,
A Boy Puts His Location In A Girls Destination,
Do U Get My Explanation Or Do U Wanna Demonstration?

Father: My 5 Yrs Old Son Is Very Naughty,
He Made All Our Female Servants Pregnanat,
Dr. How ????????????????????????????
Father: He Took A Pin And Punched Holes In All My Condoms