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Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..

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College Me, Mam
"Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy: Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam: Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai..

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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe: pehele mera.. pehele mera.. pehele mera..

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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai..

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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.
Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

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Doct.- Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.
SANTA- bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

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Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..

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Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!

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Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....

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Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain..