Suhagrat ko Dulha bola: Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe…
Dulhan sharma ke boli : Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi…


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Suhagrat par Dulhe ne Dulhan ki aankh ko chuma…
Dulhan : Ye Kya?
Dulha : Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai..
Dulhan : Niche library main Aag lagi hai aur tu kitab main ghusaa hua hai…


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Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!


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Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola

Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”

Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai“


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Mochi Ki Shaadi Hui,

Suhaagraat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.

Biwi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola,
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“Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga”


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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati – “Arrey Tum ne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue – “Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko…
Dudh Zarur Pila Dena”